copiculation

Goodmorning to those currently in the blogosphere of will shirey :)

Its about 10 am here at my grandparents place. I woke up and watched some game shows, read an article in scientific american (casual dynamical triangulations, quantum spacetime), and am currently blogging and watching the news. Mrs Obama is speaking. be right back.

OK im back. and guess what i saw? the french were cheering for obama! the french! they hate our guts! and we deserve it! but they cheered for us!

I'm not going to tell you what i just pulled out of my nose.

Ok shut up now Obama is talking.

Ok now I'm back. Did you know that South Africa has 3 capitals? Cape town, Johannesburg, and Bloemfontain. thats pretty much baller. If america had 3 capitals and I could choose them, they would be Philadelphia, Aspen, and Boston. Philly because I had the best meal of my life there, Aspen because i had the other best meal of my life there, and Boston because of the RED SOX.

Did you know that I heart the red sox?

We've reached copiculation.

So on to other topics. It's starting to warm up! this means that I can shoot some hoops and ride my bike to village inn for some pies.

Byebye,

Will

sticks and stones

Hello america and the rest of the world. this is willshire blogging to you from my grandmother's den. I just got back inside from picking up some sticks outside and then practicing my ping pong serves (I can get my backs-side spin serve to make a "C" shape).

So let's get to the new poll question. It's asking you which of five different animals you would rather have as a pet. Scroll all the way to the bottom to check it out.

Hey I take back what I said about the british soccer channel. after someone scores a goal, they replay it like 57 times and they wont shut up about how much the goalie sucks. give the guy a break!

But game show network is still pretty much baller. family feud, who wants to be a millionare, lingo, pyramid, hollywood squares, jeopardy, you name it. channel 116 is rock my socks baller.

Man would I love to be in London right now, protesting about our politicians' nonexistent global warming attention. the rest of those freaks can protest, but I want to be with the global warming people. partly for the cause, but mostly cuz all they do is play twister and hold signs.

Make sure to turn off your lights, save some energy, and play some twister.

Goodbye america and the rest of the world,

Willshire

Hey all of you people still at my grandparents place. I heart it. They have root beer and chocolate and ping pong and a fazillion channels. It's pretty baller if i do say so myself. The best channel is a tie between the fox soccer network and the game show channel. the soccer channel is great because theres a load of old british dudes yelling at you through the TV. the games show channel is baller because of tom bergeran.

Hey make sure to vote. looks like puma is going to win. I'm wearing my white pumas right now.

bye bye,

william : )

Hey yall I'm at my grandmas house. How awesome is that??? (answer= extremely awesome). So let's see, where did I leave off with those letters...?

It appears as though I left off at Q. so whats after Q?

R is lime green and hyper.

S is white and nerdy. (did that song just pop into your head?)

T is brown and ugly and hairy. It lives in the yucatan.

U are awesome for reading my blog.

V is blue and lives on Neptune.

W illiam is ballin.

Xis red and a bandwagonner.

Y is purple and is a judje on american idol.

Z is pale blue and lazy.

So thats It for the letters. Make sure to vote.

On to othere matters.

In my grandmas room where her computer is there is a massive collection of puzzles. one of the puzzles is entitled "1000 places to see before you die". I was wondering, what if the person dies before they complete the puzzle, and they never know where to visit. that would be a great time to sue University games. (while digging through the puzzles just now to see which brand created the puzzle, I knocked down a puzzle with a tin lid and it made a big clanging noise.)

So that doth be it for today.

Checkya later,

William :)

My apologies

Hey folks sorry that I havent been able to blog lately. or should I say, didnt blog lately. My bad, every body.

So How many of you participated in earth hour last P.M? I did (We were supposed to start at 8:30, but i started at 8:57). I turned off everything but the TV. The Incredibles was on.

Nordic?downhill?cross country?

Hey dogs. Will here. Blogging from my iPod on this mass of snow the call snowmass village, deep in the heart of the Colorado Rockies. Just got back from dinner, wild alaskan salmon.

I've been doing some sudoku lately. I'm pretty much ballet at sudoku. Green belt.

So tommorow I'll wake up at eight, down some pancakes, throw on a coat, and hit the mountain. I could not be any more excited, I've been waiting to ski all year. Dinkin flicka, right?

That's all for now.

Checkya later,
Will

P.S vote!

Colorado,baby!!!

Hey y'all it's will, blogging to you from Denver Colorado, the mile high city, on my iPod. We woke up at like five in the morning and it sucked, but it'll be worth it because of all of the freaking defreakinlicious food. Tomorrow, before we drive into the aspen area, well go cross country skiing. Then well get to the condo in the evening and meet up with some of our extended family, and go for some pizza. Then well go skiing a lot and I don't know what will happen after that.

Dear Goodness it feels strange to not excersize for two days in a row.

I'll try to blog every night or more if I can. Make sure you vote! New poll! Scroll to the bottom of your screen.

Checkya later, will.

Heeuyyyyyy

Hey so this will be a short post about to take nap but just wantid to post so I could sleep easy.

Behave.

Will

Special advertizing section???

Hey yall. Just will here telling you to visit Linneas blog, Musings Of Linnea Sumner, pretty sweet if I do say so myself. Also, make sure to check out tom's website, http://www.tomrichter.webs.com/. copy and paste into your browser, I'm to lazy to make it into a link. Oh, wait, i just looked up and it made Itself into a link,..

Just uploaded that cat. pretty sweet right?

So i am sitting here at my desk freezig my butt off while blogging to you and adjusting my socks. puma socks. red puma socks. Hey! maybe that cat up there is a puma! it may be a puma, but it is not red and is surely not a sock...

Hmmm. Ive got to think about what should be my next poll question. What is the best type of brekfast cereal... maybe... Which is better, subway, jj's, or Quiznos... time will tell.

Hey thats all for now. later skater.

-will :)

Thats what she said.

Hey jill I'm hungry. Pretty sweet right? I answer that self inposed question with a resounding NO. Plus, the lunch today is disgoisting. Meatballs and gravy??? Herb rice??? Steamed peas??? the only thing to save our souls is pepperoni pizza, wich they usually undercook anyway. O wellllll... whatever. Maybe I'll just eat my shirt.

Checkya later,

Willard.

Rain, rain, go away...

Hey y'all I just discovers how to blog off of my iPod. So that is what I'm doing... Also watching harry potters cahmber of secrets while drinking some G2... Fruit punch flavor. Sounds delishis just writing about it. I am wearing my blue/red/yellow plaid shorts and a blue t Shirt... Wow does this g2 taste amazing...

Oh No!!!!! Mrs. Norris!!!

Ok guys. Make sure that you vote on which color of t shirt I should get. Scroll to the very bottom of the page f you want to vote.

Anyways, that's all for today.

Cya,

Will

Hay dogs

So at if you want to vote you need to scroll down to the bottom of your screeeeeeeen... I get a choice of a tshiret nxt Thursday... Long story...

wow...

that "W" came out a lot worse than it looked on the thing where I type my posts...

dinkin flicka

Hey there all of you out there in cyberspace... hows it goin??? Prettey good if I may say soyou... for you...

HHHMMM. what to blog bout. the question that I will forever ask. Even when I am dead.

Guess what??? I'm typing in red!!! ok now I'm gonna do some puncuation art...

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\ \ / \ / / ILL. got too lazy.

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So anyway chackya later folks. hope you enjored it.

Hey Jill

Hey you people. whats up?

I am blogging to you from Nathan's computer at Nathans House. We watched Godzilla, Tokyo SOS. probably the FUNNIEST movie I have ever seen in my life. Mostle cuz Sloter was laughing so hard...

I was dared to chug some hot sauce and I did it. And I'm proud to say that I did it. HAHAHAHAHA nathan is the funniest person I know who doesnt know it. Hailey is sitting on the couch trying to make up a dare but both she and sloter suck at making dares.

OK now i gotta shakira dance. pretty sweet...

I just truthed Linn to tell me her fav color and why. she said maroon because it reminds her of the California sunset... Hey! I live on Sunset road. Well, the corner of Sunset and Fletcher. Hey I just uploaded a picture of hot sauce. Pretty sweet wouldnt you say so? or spicy. whatever.

Alrighty im gonna bounce. Checkya later.

Will

hhhmmmm...

So, all of you out there in blog landdddd... what is up today??? I just got back from running track with the high school, 600m repeats. stepped in some dog craaap and now all 3 pairs of running shoes i own are covered in dog dish!!! But thats OK... I'll live... to wash it off at least...

Today I woke up and took a 30 minute shower. I put on a green shirt, some khaki shorts, and black socks, and ate my granola bar. I brushed my teeth and went to school. That is my typical morning.

You may have guessed it by the lameness so far that i have no clue in the world in the solar system in the galaxy in the vergo supercluster of galaxys in the universe in all of God's sweet creation to write about.

The weather is getting nice. you know what else is nice??? food. food is good very good. but i must not digress. Were going to grill burgers tonight, and clean the dog crap off my shoes. How would a dog feel if i crapped all over his/her foot??? Anyway, I like to shoot hoops while my

gotta go

will shirey is a beast

heyheyhey this is will again Omari is distracting ms. tyer for me and that is pretty sweet and awesome
HAHAHAHAA abunch of people are distracting her

So what is up with all of you people??? i dont really know what to blog about so i will blog about nothing.

What is nothing???? is it the absence of matter? is it the absence of space??? is it possible for there to be an absence of matter and of space???? Is "nothing" really possible???

So there i blogedd about nothing...

Meghan wanted me to blog about her. so there.

Right now, aside from blogging, I am writing a report about Warren G. Harding, our 29th president. Not much of an interesting fellow.

So thats all for today. I got caught.

cya around,

Will

Its willlllll :-)

So waht is up my peeps of the peeps of the corn????

JUst will here drinking some G2. grape flavor.

NUTRITION FACTS

serving size 8 fl oz (240 ml)

Servings per container 2.5

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Amount per serving

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8 fl oz per bottle

Calories 25 70

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% daily value

Total fat 0g, 0g 0% 0%

Sodium 110mg, 270mg 5% 11%

Potassium 30mg,75mg1% 2%

Total Carb.7g,17g 2% 6%

Sugars7g,17g

Protein 0g,0g

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vitamin c 6% 15%

vitamin e 10% 25%

Niacin 25% 60%

Vitamin B6 25% 60%

Pantothenic Acid 25% 60%

not a significant source of calories from fat, satur

ated fat, trans fat,Cholesterol,Dietary fiber,Vitam

in A, Calcium, iron.

*percent daily values are based on a 2,000 calori

e diet.

Cya folks!

HAHAHHA now katies distracting her
NAY NAY shout out.
shout out to meghan
o good shes really distracted so this is pretty ballin
Yellow

Blogging in computer lab

hahahahahahaha not supposed to be doing this. oh well i dont really care. supposed to be typing paper but i also dont care. mla faormaat? waren g hardin????
hahahah no i am typing in some sweet green awesomeness. So what is up with all of you people???? HAHAHAH i'm having people distract th teacher so i can bloggggggg. speciffically linnea and hailey......
HAHAHAHA everyone loves yellow. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OK so now i will talk about the different letters and their personalities and colors.
A is red and uber annoying. wont shut up.
B is black and sexy.
C is purple and is a magician.
D is invisible.
E is grey and dull.
F is brown and smelly.
G is pink and tastes like strawberries.
H is is red and is a good chef.
I is asian and has small feet.
J is blue and mellow.
K is red and is an angry midget.
L is orange and feisty.
M is blue and smells gooood
N is purple and loves animals.
O is dark red and a genius.
P is yellow. and sometimes clear.
Q is orange and BALLIN!

Thats all for today folks. hope you enjoeyd it alot.
Aloha, Will

P.S didnt even get caught!!!

I wish i had a webcam

cuz it would be awesome. Homeroom's almost over. ooooooooooooooo

I wish i had a webcam

cuz it would be awesome. Homeroom's almost over. ooooooooooooooo

THe results r in...

So i willll blog about ice cream flavaflaves i will invent!
1. Jalapeno ice cream
2.Shrimp ice cream
3.Tomato ice cream
4. salt ice cream
6. Pickle ice cream
7. invisible ice cream.
8 urine ice cream
9.Mustard ice cream
10.will-flavored ice cream! YAY!!!!

ok cya round folks.

you choose!

Hey dawgs this is will again.
llleeeeeeeeetttttttttsssssssss ssssssssseeeeeeeeee, what can I blog about today???
I could blog about....

• Hawt sauce
• My future homeland, Australia
• Ice cream falvors that I would like to invent
• I could make up some slang...

TEXT me and vote on what i should blog about next time. I will tally the votes.

Catcha later,

William Edward Shirey V

Hello this is will again.
I am blogging from the computer lab at school. Im sitting next to jason and tom.
Tom wanted me to say that he is a sexy beast and his website is
www.tomrichter.webs.com
Check it out.
cya.

Mmfaadaaqawaratayapasada. I can't do anything but make a title on my iPod. So ill make it really long! That's what she said... Kkjojv... ... ...chia

caps lock

Hey all you faithful blogees.
I AM BLOGGING ON MS. TYERS' COMPUTER.
a IS RED ANDANNOYING.
B is ballin.
C is purple and wont get her nose out of my face.
D. STUPID.
E is invisible.
F is brown and smells bad.

OK I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT.
p.S bdhkfyusaj,g

Hey this is will again.
I'm blogging from the computer lab at school. how cool is that?
I'll make another post tonight.
Teddy is on the computer next to me, playing a typing game. I'm pretty sure he's gonna set a world record.
Ooh. that was a close one. I'm on science teacher alert.
Ok now i'm typing in red.
Well ok now its almost time to go.
Earlier this morning i was in study hall doing sudoko. I got stuck so I let out a loud howl.
Donald is acting comedy rite now. Mr. millang is mad.
Ok time to go. Cu later tonight i think.

top of the morning to you!!!

I have added the double cheeseburger to my list of macs/bk thangs. as an honorable mention.

Today i went to school.

Now i will tell you all the different numbers and there personalities and colors.
1 is red and very ornary.
2 is blue and likes to hang.
3 is orange and very annoying.
4 is yellow and good at sports.
5 is purple and gos to hogwarts.
6 is black and very kind, yet very boring.
7 is green and smells good and has sweet shoes.
8 is brown and smells bad.
9 is pink and bipolar.


Thats all today. cya around!

this blog is quite bigmanitiguos

Hay this is will.

Where is hidden valley? also, where is thousand island? Those sound like delicious places to visit.

I would play the lottery if they let me pick the balls.

Got another list of faves. this is my list of stuff on macs/bk menu.
1.Angry whopper/bk
2.chicken mcnuggets/macs
3.big mac/macs
4.filetofish/macs
5.whopper/bk

I like fast food better in the winter cuz its hot food. I like subway/jj's better in the summer.

I made up some words last night- i thought i'd share the definitions with u.
bigmanitiguos- fluffy
garjaflaggable- smelly
trewasidatizing- eating everything but the crust of the pizza.
yukaphalapothy- when a body part gets stuck in a zipper

Thats all for today folks. catcha later.

never trust mailmen

Hi there all of you out ther in cyberworld. bored? so am i.

I've been thinking about buying a horse. a few good years of free transportations, and o few good weeks of meals after that.

I changed the order on the list of my fave colors ...
I switched around Orange to my number 5 spot and moved Blue to my number 4 spot...

mailmen are always saying that they deliver the mail no matter if its rain, snow, or hail.
I stay inside no matter what if its rain, snow, or hail. I'm just as good as a mailman, if not better.

Yesterday i was playing balderdash and the word was "Dhole". I put, "Dhole is two times Dhalf."

Make sure to leave some comments. tell me ur list of fave colors, and what you think about
mailmen!

And that is all folks. time to eat some lefteover chicken.

what be up

Is it just me, or does the superbowl this year suck?
My Eagles shoulda made it hands down. terrible call.
Im hungry. Im craving Hot sauce.
Yesterday. I decided tht my favorite collors go in this order:
1. Yellow
2. Purple
3. Green
4. Orange
5. Blue.
6. Red.
this is probably because yellow reminds me of bananas, and it took me, till, like when i was 7 to pronounce it properly. I'm proud of myself. lellow, lellow...
I hate red cuz it reminds me of blood. Blood makes me woozy, unless its my own blood.
Yet again, red reminds me of pasta sauce. so...

If anyone is cheering against the cardinals, im gonna get um. its gonna be like, W...W...W fighting.
( is it WWL? WWF? world wrestling something. )

Today I woke up and put on my kicks, and something was wrong. There was a cheerio in one of them!

Thats all for today. Byebye!